Wednesday, February 6, 2008

awesome / not awesome

cheddar cheese = awesome (obv)
half assed gestures = not awesome
sleeping in an extra hour = awesome
being sore the next morning after a good gym workout = awesome
being forgotten = not awesome
hugs from girlfriends = awesome
good suhmooches = awesome
commitment issues = not awesome
mashed potatoes = awesome
carrot cake = awesome
new cheekies = awesome
clean sheets = awesome
pungent body odor = not awesome
excessive douchebaggery = not awesome
action adventure films = awesome
president's day weekend trips = awesome

this will continue... it all breaks down to either awesome or not awesome.


Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

Haha I thought it said "Being sore the next morning after a good sex" and was going to agree that it was in fact awesome or at the very least, totally worth it. But I was wrong.

Ummmm yeah, I think about sex more than a 14 year old boy.

arija said...

carrot cake, mashed potatoes = not awesome.

sweatpants-themed parties = awesome.

Brooke said...


dactyl said...

arija... i dont even know how we're friends. carrot cake and mashed taters not awesome. the NERVE!!!! :)

Karen said...

Turning 30 = not awesome

Anonymous said...

grabbing the handrail in a subway car and discovering that it's warm and wet = not awesome

Joni Streit Photography said...

love the way you write. very funny:)

chira said...

Since i can't email from el work-o this is my happy bday to you today.

hope it is lovely over there on the East side.... =)

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...


(Because i'm too lazy to go over to myspace and write it there).

Anonymous said...

I come from Loosyinthesky's blog and I think you and your writing is AWESOME!