what is one to do when an already active sex drive turns thirty and then one wants the good business ALL THE TIME? oh hello new person that i might be dating, welcome to the party. here's where i attack your face every time i see you. and even when i'm not seeing you, i'm thinking about attacking your face. because even though my brain is a giant whore... i am not. and only sleep with/date one person at a time.
i thought that a relatively normal sex drive was good enough... and as i get older, it's just getting worse! aren't men supposed to lose their sex drive as they get older? how is that fair? now, i'm going to become the weird chick that can't keep her paws off you, when all you want to do is sleep. that's interesting. i'm going to have to think about that.
also... i wish i had a video camera for my brain when i'm sleeping. i have the most vivid and ridiculous (and sometimes downright devious) dreams, and i wish that you could all see them. instead of me trying to remember and failing miserably.
my thoughts are somersaulting right now...
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hmmm, lady. I think what you need is a mindless 22 year old. At least to meet these ends. I do have a brother.... lol... and a single brother in law. And a detachable shower head. See you in a week, lol.
i have found this to be entirely too true! on the dot when i turned 30..... so i guess welcome to the club. there are worse things to be....
best blog post ever
:)
I have a 23 year-old husband (with a mind, natch) who STILL cannot keep up with my 31 year-old sex drive. It's bananas.
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