awesome:
not awesome: having to take just two... they're DELICIOUS!
awesome: sunshine after a rainstorm.
not awesome: the inch long white hair that i just plucked out of my chin. why can't you see those buggers before they get to be an entire inch long?
awesome: new shoes.
not awesome: the blisters that the new shoes leave you.
awesome: a healthy mindset and being excited about going to the gym.
not awesome: looking at oneself naked in the mirror in the middle of winter.
awesome: i clearly LOVE making lists.
now you're turn. today's awesome/not awesome.
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awesome: the giant coffee I could justify having because of daylight savings time
not awesome: daylight savings time
awesome: my puppy
not awesome: my puppy eating my nuknuuks (best slippers Ever)
that's all I've got - brain dead due to sleep deprivation
good call on the DST being not awesome. i'm adding that to my list.
awesome - crystal light packages for your water
not awesome - the President visiting your state during lunch and f'ing up traffic.
awesome - feeling a difference after only one day of workingout
not awesome - taxes, GUH!
awesome - I referred to myself as the epitome of awesome today and someone agreed.
Ending on a high note.
Holy shit!!! I totally have that chin hair too! Timmy saw it one day when the sun caught it and I'm STILL hearing about it.
Awesome: the experience (mostly sexual) that comes with having lived for 30 years.
Not awesome: what the body experiences after 30 years (i.e. excessively long chin hairs, when the ass starts to droop, dry skin).
Awesome: having a 21 year-old boyfriend that can keep up with me in bed.
Not awesome: When said 21 year-old boyfriend says he's never heard of Molly Ringwold.
awesome: Having amazing friends with amazing careers
not awesome: when their careers take them to NYC.
I now have FOUR friends who were stolen from me by the East Coast.
*shakes fist at sky*
East Coast, damm you, leave my friends alone!!!!
hehehe
awesome: thinking about someone and it makes you smile and laugh outloud.
not awesome: green onions sprinkled on my food because someone thought they were pretty.
awesome: finding a guy whose learned the "how to's" of the downtown bonanza.
not awesome: finding out the guy you totally dig has a penis the size of my ring finger and it feels like laffy taffy.
awesome: drinks with the girls.
not awesome: papercuts.
awesome: a joint on a sunday morning... and new york dactyl
not awesome: typing more and more of these while i attempt to remember my stupid password (AGAIN!!)
katie.. you've successfully made me piddle my pants today.
laffy taffy?? WHAT!!
Yeah, I get the chin hair sometimes too. So weird.
not awesome - Being on deadline and having writer's block
awesome - Leaving work soon to have a drink (or many) with friends
not awesome - Going to the gym once and not seeing results - I expect them to be instantaneous
awesome - Your list made me laugh
LITLL - i feel the EXACT SAME WAY about the gym. stupid gym.
i'm even going to sit in the steam room today and hope that extra pools of sweat seep out of me.
good luck with your deadline!
awesome: sex in the afternoon
not awesome: a pile of laundry sp huge that it might deserve it's own name... we'll call her "Mount Fuckitall"
awesome: Mojo fresh from the groomer and smelling all pretty
not awesome: my asshole neighbor brings his Golden Retriever over for some kind of doggy playdate (wretch) and now my fancy dog looks and smells just like he did yesterday before I dropped 60 bucks to make him pretty.
awesome: having stuff to look forward to. (like vacation!!)
I have hundreds of hairs growing out of my chin! WTF!
Also, do penis's come that small in non asian?
I mean, i'm not hung like Ron Jeremy or nothin, but mine is bigger and thicker than a woman's ring finger BEFORE it stands at attention.
Well... except when I'm really cold ;)
and yes, the penis comes in a non-asian small version.
unfortch.
Scary awesome: Listening to an Indonesian describe how she would kill a white guy like me and hide the body parts.
Not-Awesome: Listening to a drunk Norwegian anarchist claim China's government supercedes your own in terms of human rights and realizing that you have no where else to go to.
Awesome: Eating rice with pork noodles for less than $1.
Not Awesome: Having to flip your underwear inside out for its third rotation since you can't find a laundry machine.
Awesome: Listening to a call to prayers at dusk.
Not Awesome: Listening to a call to prayers at dawn.
Awesome: Not having to get up for work in the morning.
Not awesome: Holding in the pee so you can read Tara's blog. It hurts to laugh.
not awesome: ridding the bus in the rain
awesome: getting into my jammies and curling up on the couch when its crappy outside
not awesome: not being very bust at work all day and then getting slammed the last hour
awesome: over time
not awesome: that you missed the Sia show
awesome: that i am very forgiving and will keep you as a friend anyways
:)
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